Abbreviated Game Preview: Indiana

This preview is written in five minutes because the Senior Day Obits took a long time. So here goes.

- Tre Roberson will be fun to watch except for when he gives MSU a headache. Maybe a young Antwaan Randle-El.

- Senior Day should be a lot of fun. Graduating very few dudes on defense. We should be nearly as good next year on D.

- Also, give an extra cheer for Worthy in case this is his last game in the Spartan Green.

- A win Saturday and Nebraska loss clinches the Legend Division. Dantonio isn't rooting for Michigan and neither should you.

- Our Offensive Line sure has improved, haven't they? When was the last time you really heard any serious complaint about those guys? After the ND game, that's when.

- I'd like the trophy to officially be Michigan City. I'd like that better if it were the municipality of Michigan City.

- We'll win this game, but won't cover. I don't see us hanging an extra 28 on Indiana. Closer than you think, farther apart than Minnesota.

MSU 31 Indiana 14

Protected Rivalry: The Old Brass Spittoon

Here is how I feel about our protected rivalry with Indiana. It is pointless and amusing much like Nyan Cat.



5 Alternative Trophies to The Old Brass Spittoon

1.) Betamax copy of Hoosiers autographed by Magic Johnson and Larry Bird
2.) Michigan City.
3.) The Stores of The Old BMG Warehouse in Terra Haute.
4.) The Lugnut on top of the Smokestack in Downtown Lansing.
5.) The Loser has to claim that Lee Corso coached at their school. This in fact only happened at Indiana.

Enough talk about this trophy, it has sapped my will to live.